FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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