apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I look better un-naked...
Barsexuality is the new black.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We had to coat check the pizza.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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