I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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