We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize