My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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