This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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