Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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