Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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