At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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