i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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