She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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