The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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