Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Jerry, you need to find god
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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