every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
