i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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