so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
and she was petting her beer can
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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