That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Do vagina's smell?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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