yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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