I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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