check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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