It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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