thus making me awesome and them whores
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
All I want is dick and wine.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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