thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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