We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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