return my video game
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Randomize
