until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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