Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
