Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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