omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?