Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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