have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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