I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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