At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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