We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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