I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
