STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
