this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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