And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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