hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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