i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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