dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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