how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Randomize
