I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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