yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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