Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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