so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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