Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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