I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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