What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
