We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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