just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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