His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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