So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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