Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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