well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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