I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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